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2009-03-13 03:48:18

Hellmuth Goes on Another Tirade

on tilt - phil hellmuth - wearing sunglasses and a hat

Matt Hawrilenko (aka "Hoss_TBF") is, without a doubt, one of the top Limit Hold'em players in the world. You would have a hard time finding any high-stakes Limit Hold'em player who doesn't feel that this is the case.

Anyways, Matt got embroiled in an epic Limit Hold'em game with Phil Hellmuth and "turnthecaroff" on Ultimatebet, and was kind enough to construct a new blog entry that included some of Hellmuth's hilarious chat from the session.

I have included a link to Matt's blog at the bottom of this entry. I suggest that you head over to his blog and absorb some of Hellmuth's monkey tilt, as it really is sad / unbelievable / hilarious. The fact that this took place on a site that Hellmuth endorses is even more ridiculous. I know that Hellmuth is prone to tilt, but come on..

Here are some of my favorite excerpts of the chat from the session:

PHILHELLMUTH: raise and bet every street
PHILHELLMUTH: what a joke
PHILHELLMUTH: this ***cin moron turn firing OP MF
PHILHELLMUTH: OP everyhand
PHILHELLMUTH: ****
PHILHELLMUTH: brutal
PHILHELLMUTH: I never hit vs the moron
PHILHELLMUTH: fuyck
PHILHELLMUTH: RWGHwwshnjEDTYuj
PHILHELLMUTH: 35WR
PHILHELLMUTH: AE
PHILHELLMUTH: G
PHILHELLMUTH: GRT
PHILHELLMUTH: GHR
PHILHELLMUTH: TH
PHILHELLMUTH: RT
PHILHELLMUTH: ETY
PHILHELLMUTH: NJ
PHILHELLMUTH: DTYY
PHILHELLMUTH: ******* op IDUIOT
PHILHELLMUTH: wtyf
HOSS_TBF: there is a program called mavis beacon teaches typing which
HOSS_TBF: i found very useful and you may as well

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PHILHELLMUTH: **** YU 2
PHILHELLMUTH: ER
PHILHELLMUTH: THI ISNT POKER
PHILHELLMUTH: wheres the math??????????????????
PHILHELLMUTH: this isn't aupposed to happen
HOSS_TBF: phil, this is sincere: maybe you should do your breathing
HOSS_TBF: exercises
HOSS_TBF: i honestly do not want you to have another panic attack
PHILHELLMUTH: I really should

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PHILHELLMUTH: I sit here on the sideleines folding
PHILHELLMUTH: like an 11 time champion
PHILHELLMUTH: and y'all just get lucky

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PHILHELLMUTH: wow this so brutal
PHILHELLMUTH: monkey
HOSS_TBF: I'M THE MONKEY!?
PHILHELLMUTH: U are so bad its scary
PHILHELLMUTH: but the deck saved U so far

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PHILHELLMUTH: wow amazing
PHILHELLMUTH: hoss Im having scurity review this session first time ever
PHILHELLMUTH: thats the truth

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You can read Matt's blog entry here. It's good for some laughs..

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